"III'm ready, III'm ready." -SpongeBob -Caroline
Moving home to York, PA isn't all that bad...
Because adding football makes everything cooler.
If I don't watch out, pretty soon she'll be stealing my pageviews.
Tom Brady vs. Patrick Mahomes: who will get that final rose?
Who's going to be the next guy with the cool name that you'll never forget? (Even after he disappears next year.)