Happy NFL-oween: Treats for Every Team

Trick or treat, Rex Ryan loves feet.

I’m Only Human & I Bleed When I Fall Down

Behold: the confessions of a horrible gambler.

"III'm ready, III'm ready." -SpongeBob -Caroline

A picture's worth 1,000 words but not if it's for your Instagram caption.

Is real swag really no swag?

I won "Most Likely To Cry Because a 300-Pound Man is Crying."

The unfiltered schedule breakdown that no one asked for, but I'm giving to you anyway.

Please don't put any money on this bracket.

I won't sleep until justice is served so I wrote this at 1 AM.