"III'm ready, III'm ready." -SpongeBob -Caroline
A picture's worth 1,000 words but not if it's for your Instagram caption.
The unfiltered schedule breakdown that no one asked for, but I'm giving to you anyway.
Please don't put any money on this bracket.
If I don't watch out, pretty soon she'll be stealing my pageviews.
Tom Brady vs. Patrick Mahomes: who will get that final rose?
Who's going to be the next guy with the cool name that you'll never forget? (Even after he disappears next year.)